Pigs in the Kitchen - Ready to Burn
© Dakota Sid Clifford


        Please doctor Kendall, what can you do for me
        I'm actin' sweet when I used to be ornery
        This whole episode is gonna ruin my reputation
        Must be some hidden medical explanation

I ain't living up to my normal inclinations
Ain't reacting drastic in the proper situation
My woman lets her pig sleep in the kitchen when it's cold
Lord knows I must be growing weak and old.

I bought my wife some roses, and hugged my little girl
Went a full five minutes without cussin' at the world
Then I caught myself thinking what a lucky life I lead
Must be something dreadful wrong with me

        Please doctor Kendall, what can you do for me
        I'm actin' sweet when I used to be ornery
        This whole episode is gonna ruin my reputation
        Must be some hidden medical explanation

INSTRUMENTAL:

I spoke to my Mother-in-law and wished her well
Walked by a little kid and I didn't give-em hell
I petted a cat, and I didn't shoot your dog
Late last night I almost kissed a frog

Then I saw a musician and I didn't turn and run
Seen a politician and I didn't pull a gun
Spent the afternoon just relaxin' in the sun
I'm afraid it might be said I'm havin' fun

        Please doctor Kendall, what can you do for me
        I'm actin' sweet when I used to be ornery
        This whole episode is gonna ruin my reputation
        Must be some hidden medical explanation